February 8, 2011

Katy Perry Doesn't Like Attention


Katy Perry was in the news the past couple days for promoting her new fragrance and whining about how her boobs were so big when she was young so she got made fun of.  Yeah it must have been horrible having such great tits when you were younger.  Give me a break.  That's not pain.  Adolescent pain is like when you're younger and your dick would just decide to have a little fun and get hard in the middle of class before you got called on to solve the problem on the blackboard or in church right before communion.  But I digress...

I hate when hot girls cry about when they used to be made fun of.  Who the fuck cares.  You're hot now, aren't you?  You don't pay for shit now, do you?  Shut up and be hot.  You don't have to speak.  I wont mind.  Just stand there.  I think that's why guys like staring at celebs in pictures so much.  Pictures don't form an opinion on why you've worn the same boxers for the past five days.  




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