D Rose, Joakim And Game 5

We got this tonight.  Too easy.  Bye bye Pacers.  I mean really?  Short of Reggie coming back and hitting like 20 threes, we got this.  Looking ahead to the Hawks right now.  Rather play the Magic butt fuck it.  I'd like to play the Hawks to see if we really got it.  So far we haven't been playing too great.  I mean, yeah, The Comeback was fun to watch.  But almost embarrassing against the fucking Pacers.  That shit aint going to get it done against the Hawks and especially not against the Celts or Heat.  Time to fly like an eagle Derrick.  Time to put those fucking guns in the holster Joa...lets do this.

Hayden Panettiere Looks Better Than She Used To

Ol' Hay Hay was out at the TFF.  She actually looked fuckin cute for once.  I dunno what it is about this chick.  Sometimes she's adorable.  Sometimes she's sexy.  But then she'll just throw you a curveball and look like some sort of goddamn munchkin lookin for candy.  Lately though, she's been hitting on all cylinders.  Keep it up Hayden, maybe I'll date you.  Or at least try some crazy, bendy, gymnastic sex with you.

Can't Wait To Hit The Club With This Shit

This dude isn't fucking around.  He's got an older vid out there too if you wanna check it out.  This one should be titled ADVANCED.  You kidding me John?  This shit is tough as fuck.  By 2:00 this dude looks like he might pass the fuck out.  LET'S DO THE CHA CHA!

I actually saw this guy in person when I was in 6th grade.  We all had to be in this mandatory glee club bullshit and we went to Tennessee to dance with this dude.  Shit cost my parents like 600 bucks.  And I know what you're thinking.  What was the dress code?!  White motherfucking jean shorts.  White Jorts.  I remember it took my mom and me like 5 hours to find some sick ass white jorts.  Thanks a lot John Jacobson.  The first time I ever felt self-conscious was in your fucking w-jorts.  Now I can't leave the house unless I've checked what my ass looks like in my jeans at least 50 times.

I'm Back - Summer '11

Yeah it's me again.   I love you all.  All you sons of bitches.  Finished up the semester by completely disrespecting my teacher's finals.  It was ugly.  I was asking for points off but they said they couldn't do that.  Tonight?  Summer begins.  Summer '11.  The summer of love.  As for this blog?  Expect big things.  Just not now.  I've got to blow off a little steam.  Get my mind right.  Here are some pics of Kate Upton to tide you over.

P.s. I just got word that I'm spending about 10 days in Italy this summer.  I guess Florence is cool?  Isn't that where Jersey Shore is filming this summer?  Uh-oh.  Snookie better watch her back.