Gossling Watch! (and Scarlet Johansson naked)

Ryan Gossling told the UK newspaper The Times this shit -

“I had two of the greatest girlfriends of all time. I haven’t met anybody who could top them. … Showbusiness is the bad guy. When both people are in show business it’s too much show business. It takes all of the light, so nothing else can grow.”

Did this dude do it again or did he do it again?

Was that a metaphor about love and photosynthesis?

I THINK SO.

But wait!  There's more!

Ryan on working with Clooney on "Ides of March" -

“I can only kind of compare it to seeing Michael Jackson in This Is It, where he’s trying to explain to a keyboard player how to play a certain part and the keyboard player isn’t getting it right, and Mike Jackson just knows exactly how he wants this part played, even in the see of other parts being played, he can pick that out. That’s kind of what George is like. He’s like Michael Jackson, basically.”

Yo, Ryan, I saw that part too bro.  I thought the same thing!  Michael just knew what he wanted.

I'm slowly becoming the gayest person I know because of this guy.  I mean sure I questioned my sexuality when I was 12 years old just like any other young man.  But then I got a boner when I saw my first pair of tits and knew my sexual preference was pretty set.

HOWEVER, is there such thing as having too big a man crush?  Like, when does it get borderline homosexual?  Granted, this question is not for me because I feel like I can find a man attractive and not want to suck his dick too.  I just have it like that I guess.

But everyone else out there better check your dicks because Ry Guy over here is a straight dick wrecker.

And something to keep my male readers around...

Sorry for the delay...my internet was down, you perverts.

NFL To Give Fines For Loving America And Paying Tribute To Heros

So, the NFL is set to delvier fines to those players planning to wear commemorative gear for Sunday's games.

Probably smart move on their part, right?

They make them wear pink for a whole fucking month for titties, but they can't wear AMERICA'S colors for a day?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Emma Glover and Rosie Jones as much as the next guy...

...but let these motherfuckers who are about to rip each other's heads off for your financial gain pay tribute to real life heros.


Lance Briggs said it best in his Tweet -

Reebok great job on these gloves and shoes..looks like I'm getting fined this week. Lol! By far the best fine I will ever have to pay. Thanks…Fines for gloves could be as much as 5k..the shoes 8-10k I think. not 100% on the shoe fine.

Here are some pics of the gear -

Football is back.  

People are patriotic.

God Bless America.

Ryan Gosling Is Still The Biggest Stud On The Planet

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Can this guy get any cuter?

I don't care that I like vagina.

I like this guy too.

He's a hero.

In case you don't know what his is all about here.

Fuck The VMAs

(Unrelated image of Henry Cavill as Superman)

Look, the VMAs sucked up and down.

From GaGa making an ass out of herself to Katy Perry trying to be Gaga to B Spears with her Mom Arms.

None of them are as cool as me so I really shouldn't waste time on any of it.

That being said...

Top 2 moments:

Jay Z and Kanye - Otis - Live

They just looked like they were having an absolute blast.  The difference between this and Wayne's performance is that these two bottled their energy and actually focused it into an amazing performance instead of jumping across the stage like a goddamn crazy baby monkey.

Adele - Someone Like You - Live

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I contemplated if I would even post this because it is so pure.  From the raw emotion to the best voice this generation knows, she absolutely pours her heart out and completely demolishes any other performance in the last 15 years.  I wont sit here and act like I didn't cry when I saw this for the first time.  That's when you know someone has it and I hope everyone else in the room took notes.  They need it.