Turn Up The Lights In Here: Gossling Watch! (and Scarlet Johansson naked)

Ryan Gossling told the UK newspaper The Times this shit -

“I had two of the greatest girlfriends of all time. I haven’t met anybody who could top them. … Showbusiness is the bad guy. When both people are in show business it’s too much show business. It takes all of the light, so nothing else can grow.”

Did this dude do it again or did he do it again?

Was that a metaphor about love and photosynthesis?

I THINK SO.

But wait! There's more!

Ryan on working with Clooney on "Ides of March" -

“I can only kind of compare it to seeing Michael Jackson in This Is It, where he’s trying to explain to a keyboard player how to play a certain part and the keyboard player isn’t getting it right, and Mike Jackson just knows exactly how he wants this part played, even in the see of other parts being played, he can pick that out. That’s kind of what George is like. He’s like Michael Jackson, basically.”

Yo, Ryan, I saw that part too bro. I thought the same thing! Michael just knew what he wanted.

I'm slowly becoming the gayest person I know because of this guy. I mean sure I questioned my sexuality when I was 12 years old just like any other young man. But then I got a boner when I saw my first pair of tits and knew my sexual preference was pretty set.

HOWEVER, is there such thing as having too big a man crush? Like, when does it get borderline homosexual? Granted, this question is not for me because I feel like I can find a man attractive and not want to suck his dick too. I just have it like that I guess.