February 16, 2011

2nd On The Trail For VH - Chase Crawford




Alright Vanessa.  I know what you're doing.  She obviously wants Zac back.  And here is why.

All girls do this thing when you dump em.  First, they call and text a lot.  Then they cry a lot.  Then they tell you how you're unlike any other.  Then they sneak into your room when you're sleeping and start having sex with you while you're still dreaming so you think it's a dream but it's really not and then they leave and you're all, "Did that happen?"  Then they find some famous black guy to sit next to at fashion shows in NYC.  Then they do this.  Find someone that looks just like you and flirt with em.

Like Crawford doesn't look like Efron.  C'mon Hudge.  Step your game up.



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