US Weekly actually had that as their headline. I don't blame em. Any kind of Gary and Amber story is big fucking news.
This pic is fucking sweet too. They look like Detroit's version of Jay Z and Beyonce. Gary is probably on the phone with Obama in this pic, which is why Amber looks pissed because her dad is a Klan leader and she's going to catch shit for it.
I'm just excited that Gary wears his jeans like me, long and faded with some Nikes underneath. Sick fucking style. Although the faded part probably just came from when Gary tried to do the laundry and instead of detergent he put bleach in. Then I assume Amber went ape shit on his ass because he spent last month's 200 dollar rent money on some Diesel jeans they can't afford because Gary's job for the online version of Radio Shack only pays him in 4 dollar and under DVDs and 20" Zenith box TVs. So, she probably hit him while their, soon to be foster child, daughter was climbing the rain gutter on the side of the house close to a wood-chipper that was left on full blast below her because Gary forgot to turn it off. Fucking Gary.
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