March 8, 2011

Tom Brady Is No Longer Masculin






Poor Brady.  Light fading fast.  Trying everything he can.  I wanna like him.  I really do.  But he hasn't won a championship in a while now.  And that hair.  What the fuck.  I know Giselle tells him to do it because she's al fucking into soccer players and that's eggsactly what his hair looks like.  Some fucking soccer player.  I also feel like Giselle has a purple strap-on and uses it with Tom.  It just seems to me that she runs his life.  

Can anyone say Yoko?

I've never been big on Giselle either.  She's not that hot.  We met at a party one time and she hasn't stopped texting me and sexting me.  It's ridiculous.  

She sent me this yesterday.  Her in a bikini n shit.  Not cute GB.  Not cute.






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