It's past midnight now. I didn't do shit all damn day. I did, however, get caught up on Real Housewives of the OC, 30 Rock, No Reservations, Clockstoppers, How High, brushed my teeth filled out a couple of brackets, did 25 push-ups (straight), 200 crunches (not straight), showered, watched old SNL episodes, texted, got elbow deep in my boxers and played with myself. All while not leaving my room. I call that a Monday.
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