Alright been here in Florence for a full day or so now.
Holy God there are some women here.
First of all, they all look like models.
Second, they all have huge boobs.
Third, they all have them out and wear evening dresses at 11am like it aint nothin.
Fourth, every single one of them is more gorgeous than the next.
Could it be that I like tan, big breasted, dark haired women?
Possibly. I don't know.
All I know is that I'm shaving and doing my hair tonight and attacking a club. Any club.
This will probably be my last post because I'll probably throw away all of my possessions and fake my own death to start a new life here.
Preggo.
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