Bryce Harper Is A Dickhead - Go Figure

So this is a vid of Bryce blowing a kiss at the pitcher he just took yard.  

Some people take offense to this.  Really?  

The kid was born in Vegas so he's probably seen Wayne Newton and Tom Jones 500 times each.

And if we can learn anything from those studs it's showmanship.  If I were batting .342 with a fuckload of RBIs and Home Runs I'd be blowing kisses to the owner's wife and daughter, let alone the poor shlub on the mound.

I just want to see this cocky fuck in the Majors already.  Let's see this shit on the big stage. Quit wasting this kid in the minors.  I like him so far because I'm 22 and cocky as fuck too.  

I still doubt that he gets as much pussy as I do.  Maybe when he gets to the majors that will change, too.