This lil baby squirrel broke her arm.
Big pat on the back for the caption and follow up pic. I'm a genius.
Look, Bar broke her arm for one simple reason. She's jealous of Blake.
Bar is 26. Blake is 23.
Now, a 3 year difference between guys is staggering but in a different way. A guy that is 3 years older than me has more money probably and is stronger in every way (see Dad strength). However, I can still drink more than he can and probably get hard faster and girls love that so it's even.
Now, this is turned on its head for women.
3 years in girl years is like 30 for guys. A lot of shit happens from 23 to 26. And not good shit either.
Basically girls start freaking out after 18 because their bodies and minds start to go.
So Bar sees this little 23 year old bitch come up from behind and steal her distinguished 36 year old man, and boom, she goes nuts and breaks her arm.
It's science. I even called Leo to ask if there was even a slight difference in women from 26 to 23.
He sent me this picture text. Case closed.
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