Sorry bout ya England. Fuck you Kate and Pippa (not really though, holler at me Pippa).
America is up in this bitch now.
As I'm sure you idiots have heard, bin Laden is dead.
Call me whatever the opposite of patriotic is but...............who gives a fuck?
It's been 10 years. Dude has been sick as fuck for like 80 and probably dead for at least 5.
I mean I'm not still mad at my teacher in 7th grade for giving me an C in Math am I? That old bitch is going to die soon anyway. Let her take that shit up with God.
I will say one thing. Bravo, Obama. Bravo. Dude has been on fire lately. Here he is at the correspondents dinner.
I mean you can't fuck with this dude in his own house. It's like playing the Bulls at home. Not going to win.
Plus, he combined everything I love in life: Hulk Hogan's entrance music, Lion King, Matt Damon and shitting on people.
He really is killing it right now. He's treating this election like I treat school and the end of the night. Don't give a fuck until the very last minute and then close like Tiger in the '97 Masters.
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