May 15, 2011

Leo and Bar Split Up










Yes.  Finally.  Leo is single.

Not big on Bar.  She's great and all.  Just not what I'm looking for right now.  She texted me after the break-up and wanted to grab some lunch to talk about our future and I was all like, "Whoa, B.  Whoa.  Pump the breaks.  Already suffocating me?"  And she was all, "Joe, I broke up with Leo for you.  Your acting is way better than his and your eyes are a lot sexier."






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