I HAD ONE CRAZY NIGHT LAST NIGHT!
Ok...so maybe this wasn't my bill. Could be though. Because I'm not a pussy.
Now I know what to do with my first year's salary...buy 33 bottles of Crystal and throw a ballin' ass party.
No, this bill is actually from LeBron James. In one night. In one place.
I guess this is what you do when you get that ass beat by the Bulls. Drown them sorrows. I know I would if Taj Gibson single handedly shitted all over the team that I was supposed to win 19 championships with.
If my background in psychology and being a complete drunk ass has taught me it's that alcohol is a depressant.
To that I say, keep drinking idiot. Going to be a long off season.
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