Umm, Christina?
Are you in there?
Blink if you're in there.
Fix your hair if you're in there.
Start running if you're in there.
No one has fallen faster from my spank bank faster than Christina.
I remember when I was a young lad still jerkin it to Maxim magazine.
She was the go-to material for like a good year. Do you know how long a magazine lasts when you use it for masturbation purposes?
Like 6 days.
Especially when you're 13. Like, now it's probably down to a reasonable 3 times a day.
But back when I was 13 it was like 14 times a day. My skin down there was like the leather they used for battle in the Middle Ages.
Anyway... here is an homage to what used to be...
You might notice a trend of her trashier days.
You caught me. I fuckin loved that shit.
Dirtier the better.
Nothing sexier than a girl that knows she's a nympho.
Go 'head Xtina. Do yo thang, baby.
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